Texting while driving.

I really hate seeing those commercials and internet ads explaining the dangers of texting while driving.

If you’re really that stupid to try and text while doing something like driving then you don’t deserve a phone or car cause you’re not ready for either. 

Honestly, I feel like we should remove stupid warning labels. Like, “Hot liquids are hot.” Did you know they’re also wet?! That kind of stupid should not breed. 

After reading Starship Troopers, I really want to know what they were thinking when making the movie. 

I’m not washing dishes for two more months. You’re not going to trap me here for two more months. I’m leaving and there’s nothing you can fucking do.

I want to wake up at 2am with a kiss from you, not a text message.

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: saddest69)

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(Source: jtotheizzoe)